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Obama Administration To Continue Time-Honored Tradition Of Coddling Despots
The White House was quick to reassure America’s friends in the Kremlin that, despite the recent arrest of at least ten alleged Russian spies, relations between the two countries were as warm and fuzzy...
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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part I: Twilight Of The Strumpets
By Smaktakula Flower of American Skankhood: LiLo Mimes Fellatio For An Approving Audience. The 21st Century promises to be a cold one for women of easy virtue. Harlots, hos, sluts, wayward girls,...
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The Red Danube
By Smaktakula Fact: More Americans Can Hum The Waltz From '2001: A Space Odyssey,' Than Can Identify Europe's Second-Longest River. A red, seething mass of toxic sludge from an aluminium leak in...
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Could You Be An Asshole? Beer
By Smaktakula Not Only Does It Taste Great, But It Keeps Your Hard-Earned Money Out Of The Hands Of Europeans. Remember, You're Not The Marshall Plan. If you find yourself uttering the tired line,...
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Protest Well Done
By Smaktakula Long thought the exclusive purview of irksome Buddhist monks, the art of self-immolation has seen a recent resurgence in a region heretofore unknown for the incendiary form of...
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True Facts: Trees
By Smaktakula Much like Rock & Roll or the armadillo, all terrestrial plant life originated in the Americas. Prior to Columbus’ journey to the New World in 1492, the known world–Asia, Africa and...
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Headlines 10.07.11
By Smaktakula Well, Bless Their Hearts. In which we opine on the latest headlines, without bothering to first read the stories. *** Seoul to Introduce Female-Only Subway Cars Korean perverts to...
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Headlines 10.02.12
By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid About As Frequently. *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the...
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Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky
By Smaktakula No Matter How Loudly We Trumpet Our Innocence, The Man’s Always Trying To Bring Us Down. In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not...
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